How to Create the Perfect Card - Examples
Below you will find a carefully crafted list of messages for your special occasion:
The wedding was a ball- with great decorations and music, even dancing consisted of the fat, short, skinny, and tall.
A wedding is a time of celebration, of reflection, of tender affection…and of consternation, frustration and outright exhaustion. Have a great day anyway!
Wishing you the best on your wedding…third time’s a charm! Or is it the fourth? You know, I lost count…Oh, heck! Congratulations buddy! Wishing you many more..LOL!
Is it wrong to hum the tune to the Gallow’s walk?
This is the story of three funerals and a wedding, the first funeral is when you get married, the second when you meet your mother-in-law, and third is when you have kids, the wedding is the one you are having now and on that I wish you the best and a heartfelt congratulations!
Welcome to the ‘old married folks club’ – where love ends and hate and resentment begins. Happy wedding day!
I’m old, you’re new, now just borrow something blue.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. Congratulations on the wedding!
So you did it, you tied the knot. Don’t forget her whole family warned you that she might be crazy. Congratulations. Let me know when you need a get away car!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you about the chain that comes with that ring. Congratulations to the groom. You got a great bride!
Congratulations on your marriage! I hope this marriage lasts longer than the time it took you two to fall in love!
I hope you took pictures of this special day because in the future you will need them to remember why you got married in the first place! Congratulations to you both!
You now have another person to think of, not just yourself. You just got married!
You know you can wish all you want that it’s “until death do you ‘fart’. It ain’t gonna happen. Welcome to marriage.
Congratulations! Make sure you look for me before you toss the bouquet!
Congratulations to the happy couple. May she always shimmer in his eyes. May he always shine in hers. May love be the watchword for marriage and arguments be for the birds.
Enjoy your wedding, you’ve been waiting all your life for this big day but after the months of planning, now you probably can’t wait for it to be over
Even Though You Didn’t Think We Should Celebrate, I’m Using This Day To Tell You That You Mean So Much To Me.
Dang, Man, you always get the best one!
Welcome to the prison called marriage. (Just kidding) You two are great together and I couldn’t be happier for you. All the best as you start this new journey.
Blah blah blah, congrats on the wedding. Seriously though, thanks for the booze and one night stand material.
Please join in the celebration of the union of two beautiful people! Their love and happiness is contagious.