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Funny Love Poems

Sometimes you just need to have a good laugh with your significant other, and placing a funny message on a card can be an innovative way to do it. Since you know your love more than anyone else, you will be able to come up with moments that have only been shared by the two of you. You can also read through these posts to find something funny that you would likely be willing to say. Who knows? You two may both read the message and will still be laughing at it for years to come. A heartfelt message that has been touched by a tinge of humor is sometimes the way to go. This can help the two of you feel as though the relationship is starting over fresh. Laughter is good medicine and can help ease the tension that sometimes seems to be present throughout every day. So go ahead and search for the words that will make your partner in crime laugh like crazy. You may even decide to give her a good laugh at the start of her morning. What better way to show your other half that you care, than by making them laugh?

How to Create the Perfect Card - Examples

1
I wrote you a song, but it’s not very good
I wanted to serenade you, the best way I could
But it came out more, like a list of complaints
Because as much as I love you
Some days you drive me insane

2
You remind me of a hot summer day
Some days I just can’t stand the heat
Yet here you stay
There are days I wish to be alone
Yet you follow me still
I love you woman, but let’s keep it real
Sometimes you remind me
Of a hot summer day
I love being around you
But at times I need you to go away

3
You, me, we
Two souls stuck together, like a piece of meat
You, me, us
My love shines bright for you, like a big yellow bus
You, me, us two
My love for you can be smelled for miles
Like an old stinky shoe

4
Some roses are red
Some violets are blue
Some say love is blind
And I know this is true
If you think this is a lie
Just look at me and you
I could have dated myself
But instead I chose to love you

5
I love you for all the goofy things you do
I love you even when you don’t know the lyrics to our favorite song
I love you even when you snort when laugh
I love you just the way you are
This is why they say love is blind

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6
Ever since I laid my eyes on you
I have been wanting to ask you something
Something that has been eating me up
I knew I had to ask it when I got the chance
Are you on twitter?
So that I can follow you

7
I love you more than the sun and moon
I loved you since you left the womb
I love you though you are quite hairy
And I never find it scary
Even when you pick your toes
My love for you only grows

8
Love me tender love me true
Show me how you feel
Buy a ring and bend the knee
Then take me for a meal
Give me wine
Act like you’re mine
And woo me with your charm
Then kiss me quickly
Before I’m sickly
And hanging on your arm

9
Entwining your fingers in mine
The feeling is simply divine
Running my hands through your beard
Is anything but weird
Rubbing our bare feet together
Is the epitome of pleasure
When our teeth accidentally clash
I love the way we laugh

10
I’ve fallen in love- I don’t know why
I’ve fallen in love with a girl with one eye.
I knew from the start. It was plain to see
That this wonderful girl had an eye out for me
She’s charming and witty and jolly and jocular
Not what you’d expect from a girl who’s monocular.
Of eyes – at the moment – she hasn’t full quota
But that doesn’t change things for me one iota.
It must be quite difficult if you’re bereft.
If your left eye is gone and your right eye is left.
But she’s made up her mind. She’s made her decision.
She can see it quite clearly in 10/20 vision.
She’ll not leave me waiting, not left in the lurch
If she looks slightly sideways she’ll see me in church.
I’ll marry my true love who’s gentle and kind.
And thus prove to everyone that loves not quite blind.

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11
I promise to love you
When your jokes are not funny.
I promise to love you
When you have no money.
I promise to love you
When you’re sick and all snotty.
I promise to love you
When you’re angry and grotty.
I promise to love you
When you’re drunk and unruly.
I promise to love you
When you’re hung over and drooly.
And I promise to love you
When you drive me ’round the bend.
I promise to love you
Because you are my best friend!

12
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs
Mix in giggles and laughs
That make your sides split in half
Bake with the love and care
And all the things you both should share
Decorate with the frosting of trust
This is really a must
Enjoy the cake do not eat it fast
Just like your new love make it last.

13

I love you in the mornings.
You hold me tight and ask for five more minutes.
Then when it’s time to go, you don’t let go.
I start to stress and tell you to get dressed.
Dog socks,
Slippers,
Underwear,
Athletic shorts,
Polo shirt.
You are a sight to see.
But I love you most, in the mornings.

14
I love you.
I love you more.
I’ll love you forever.
I’ll love you until the end of time.
I love you more than anyone in the entire universe.
I love you more than coffee.
I love you more than chocolate.
I love you more than my parents.
I love you more than your parents.
I love you more than Game of Thrones.
I love Game of Thrones more, sorry babe!

15
If you’re looking for love,
Don’t go out to the nearest bar.
Just hop on your phone,
And swipe til your heart desires.
Romance is dead,
And chiverary too,
Forget about talking in person,
DM me instead.
Hide behind a screen and you’re sure to find,
That your love that lasts forever,
In your instagram feed,
Until you delete it.

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16
I saw you walking by me,
And I fell for you right then.
The sun was shining on your face,
Your hair was blowing in the wind.
But something strange did happen,
A shimmer came across your face.
I blinked and suddenly you were gone,
My heart increased its pace.
I looked around to try and find you,
But alas, you left, you’d gone,
My beautiful reflection,
Washed away inside the pond.

17
I love the way you look at me,
The sharpness of your gaze.
The way I hold you my arms,
You keep me in a haze.
I love the scent you bring with you, when you come into my home.
You bring me so much happiness,
I can’t leave you alone.
You pale them in comparison,
The rest cannot do better.
You are my favorite in the world,
I love you so much, Cheddar.

18
I love to hear you singing,
I love all the sounds you make.
The joy that you are bringing,
The sadness that you break.
I love that I wake every day,
And get to hear you sing.
I love your songs in every way,
I love the sound of spring.

19
I love you,
That’s easy to say
My mom told me to say it
Just the other day
She reminds me of these things
And so will you one day.
Aren’t you lucky?
I am just joking by the way.

20
My love, you are getting up there
Your age is climbing high
I am confident that I should stop talking
Or I may surely die!
Age is just a number,
Or so that’s what they say
And even though you are getting older,
I love you anyway.

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21
Our love, it has grown
Similar to your age
We have come so far
And have been through ups
And through downs.
Hopefully you can take
One more year of me being a clown.

22
Let me count the ways I love you.
First you bring me flowers, then a mug of tea,
you let me see my favorite shows no need to even plea.
I can tell you love me it is plain to see
just like that pimple just behind your knee.

23
When you ask how my day went,
usually I am spent. Each hour speeding
stealthily all I want to do is vent.
Very kind of you to listen.
Now please meet me in the kitchen
where we can just be you and me.

24
Can we talk about last night?
The dishes in the sink didn’t put themselves away,
a pile of laundry met me at the door.
Whose turn was it to mop the floor?
Yes- a date was what I wanted,
but next time can we go out instead of
doing chores?

25
I love the way you smile; I love the way you strut; I love to kiss your lips; I love to smack your butt; Head to toe and back to front; You must know that it is true; Both inside and out; I love every inch of you!

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26
It is the height of silly; To give you a wet willy; I laugh to see you boogie; When I give you a noogie; You might blow your top; But don’t tell me to stop; Since this is just my way; To say “I love you” every day!

27
Some might buy you candy; Some might buy you flowers; Some might think it dandy; To dance below rain showers; But I think that the best way; To show you that I care; Is just to share a Sunday; Clad in our underwear!

28
Even though we are different
I love you alot
Learning from you
About space and robots
Even though I love makeup and beauty
Learning nerdy things from you
Never seems like a beauty
I know that I’m a bit girly
And you’re into science
But I love you so much
We have created an alliance
Everytime we talk
It feels like you’re my best friend
I promise I will love you
Even though you are a nerd till the end

29
My love
I have gotten to know you so very well
I’ve even noticed when you start to smell
You share almost everything with me
When we gossip, you say “spill the tea”
You have become my best friend
That is no lie
We can giggle together
We laugh till we cry
Even when you can be a little gross
You are the man I love the most

30
Don’t worry, this isn’t a sappy poem
I know you don’t like that stuff
This I have known
You are such a person
Who doesn’t like to get mushy
That is fine with me
I just wanna squeeze your tushy!
I love you

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31
i love you
like a mouse loves cheese
or like a monkey sneeze
i love you like
a camel’s back
or how a child loves food
i love you
like a clown loves shoes
or how a hippo
loves to snooze

32
your feet my stink
and you sure do snore
i still love you
more than a smore
a melted marshmallow
chocolate to
you make me all mushy and gooey
for you

33
i love you i love you
i do
i’ll play the kazoo
i may not be good
it may be to loud
i love you i love you
i’ll dance a jig
i may miss a step
or fall on my pig
i love you i love you
i do
even if this poem isn’t cool

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34
Our affection is
being as one
notwithstanding when we battle
Over certain things so inconsequential
we’re not generally so brilliant
Our affection is
saying we like something
Be that as it may, stinging one another
never, we won’t
Our affection is
pardoning one another
when we mess up
five, six, seven times
we forgive….Yup
Our affection is
basically me and you
cherishing one another
as no one but we can do

35
How you cherish me
I’m thankful you know
As the years progressed
You show and show
With my cranky side
You do let slide
Regardless you adore
my developing rear
You’ve endured
my cooking torments
Look on the splendid side
no weight you picked up
You keep that grin
That lights up my reality
You let me know
I’m stil your girl

36
You’re not flawless
also, nor am I
we both have defects
we’d like to stow away
However, here’s the great part
I’ll have you know
We can be genuine together
also, assemble something that develops
Like morning breath
In your face
Like farts so anyone can hear
stinky, barely mellow
Be that as it may, here we are
in our flawed greatness
framing our own
exceptional romantic tale
Two flawed parts
it appears
impeccable together
for all to see