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Funny Birthday Wishes

Laughter truly is the best medicine. Whether you’re feeling great or absolutely terrible, humor is sure to brighten up your day and make you smile. When a friend or member of your family has a birthday, make it even more fun and memorable with a funny birthday wish. Several humorous birthday messages are listed below so that you can find the perfect one for your loved one.

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Funny Birthday Wishes to a Friend

Friends are the people we can laugh with no matter what. Wish your friend a happy birthday this year with one of these funny messages:

  • No matter how many stupid things I say or do, you stick by my side, and I’m so grateful for that! Happy birthday, friend, thanks for always being there for me!
  • We’re far from perfect, that’s for sure, but we’ll always have each other! Happy birthday to my amazing friend, thanks for the many memories we’ve shared, and here’s to more to come!
  • They say that friends are the family you choose for yourself. I sure do wish I could swap you for my siblings! Happy birthday, dear friend, you’re the best.
  • Happy birthday to my dear friend! I’m still not sure why you put up with me, but I’m so grateful that you do! Thanks for your companionship, here’s to a wonderful and successful year to come.
  • My wonderful friend, have a very happy birthday! Always know that I’ve got your back no matter what, (but keep in mind that I won’t be helpful in a fight). Cheers to you!
  • Happy birthday, friend! I have no idea what this year will bring, but let’s hope it goes up from here. Have a fantastic day!

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Funny Birthday Wishes to Best Friend

We all have that one friend who knows us inside and out, who we can be ourselves around, and who is always there for us. Make your best friend’s birthday even more fun with a laugh-worthy wish that will leave them smiling.

  • We may make terrible decisions most of the time, but at least we do it together. Happy birthday to my partner in crime and my best friend. Let’s make this year’s celebration one for the books!
  • There is absolutely no one I’d rather spend a Friday night with. Which, for us, is less about going out to party and more about pizza and movie reruns. Happy birthday, best friend, let’s celebrate!
  • You’re my best friend, my therapist, my life coach, my drinking buddy, and my traveling companion. What would I do without you? Happy birthday, you’re the best!
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my best friend! Without you, I’d be a total loner. Have an amazing day, here’s to another fantastic year of friendship!
  • You’re my best friend and the only person I can ever count on to understand my humor. Thanks just for being you! Happy birthday, have an amazing day and an enormous slice of cake!
  • My best friend, you’re the person I can trust to keep all of my secrets and understand my deepest thoughts. Well, I know my thoughts aren’t that deep, but you get the gist. Have an absolutely fantastic birthday, let’s have an awesome year!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

When your sister’s big day comes around, you may be searching for a wonderful new way to wish her a happy birthday. This year, consider a humorous message like one of the options listed below:

  • Sister, we’re so different that it’s hard to believe we’re related. Regardless, I’m glad to be in your life so we can party on your birthday! Cheers to you, let’s celebrate!
  • Here’s to my sister, the better version of me! Happy birthday, sis, love you!
  • My dear sister, I know we don’t get to choose our family, but I’m really glad you still put up with me. Today’s your birthday, and I’m so excited to celebrate with you! Here’s to you!
  • My sister, wishing you a very happy birthday today. People are always comparing us, but I promise that today will be all about you! No promises for tomorrow, though.
  • Sister, we’ve been through it all. Despite all of the family dysfunction, I think we turned out alright. Have a very happy birthday today, you deserve it!
  • Happy birthday to my sister! It’s hard to believe how grown up we’ve become. When I look at you, I still see that little girl stealing the last cookie from me, (no, I’ll never get over it). Have a wonderful day!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

Your brother is the person you can always count on for a joke or a prank. On his birthday this year, turn the tables and make him laugh with one of these funny wishes:

  • Happy birthday to my awesome brother. You may get on my nerves most of the time, but I do still love you no matter what, (just not when you embarrass me in public). Have an amazing day today!
  • Wishing a very happy birthday to my wonderful brother today! You’re not always my favorite person in the world, but since it’s your special day, I’ll pretend. Time to celebrate!
  • Hey, brother, it’s your birthday! That means it’s time to have a big party, eat too much cake and drink too much. It’s a good thing this day only comes around once a year. Have an amazing celebration!
  • Happy birthday, brother! I’m really lucky to have a brother like you. Even though you’ve annoyed me almost every day for my entire life, I don’t know what I would do without you. Love you, bro!
  • Wishing my brother nothing but happiness on his birthday. Brother, I may never understand why you do the things that you do, but it’s all part of your charm. Have an awesome celebration and an even better year ahead!

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We could all use some more laughter in our lives. So, the next time someone in your life has a birthday, make them smile with a funny birthday message. It could just take their day from good to great!