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Funny Baby Shower Messages

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Below you will find a carefully crafted list of messages for your special occasion:

Come read all about it- it’s the biggest news in town for someone’s pregrant crazed hormones-a baby shower is near.

Before we do the dirty work–changing the diapers, cleaning up the misguided surplus of food and formula, explaining why they just can’t have triple choco fudge ice cream for dinner–we get to have a little fun first. Enjoy the baby shower!

They say all babies are cute….Wait, you thought I would say yours will be too?…No, I was going to say that yours will turn out ADORABLY cute!!!

I had no idea you wanted to be the master of a three ring circus when you grew up!

We have enjoyed a long and happy marriage, but all good things must come to an end, we have a kid now. Please come with us to remember good times and if you can bring a gift to cheer us up!

They say that babies are a bundle of joy. I say, if joy is sleepless nights, dirty diapers, and endless feedings, I am content to be miserable. Sending you best wishes on your family’s addition.

Babies are a bundle of joy, spit up, and poop. But mostly joy. Congratulations on the little bundle that makes it all worth it.

Make a wish! I hope you get everything you want on your birthday when you blow out your candles this year. Happy Birthday!

We need you ladies to join us as we teach this man the traits of being a father. Bring your tools and get ready to have some fun!

So, you raised your husband now you decided you are ready for life without the training wells. At least these diapers are easier to change!

Congratulations on your new little person! I wish you nothing but a life full of joy, good luck, happiness, love, and poopy diapers!

Be fruitful because we have multiplied! Come helps us celebrate the coming addition to our family!

Have some ‘me’ time before the baby comes out. It will be a rarity. / Sleep till you can. After the baby comes out, you wouldn’t have any.

There’s a little one on the way! Bottles, bibs and baby socks. Let’s give this mom a shower that rocks!

Enjoy the baby shower! Here’s hoping it doesn’t rain puppies and kittens!

Roses are red, tables are set, baby will come but not just yet. Join us for a baby shower in honor of {Bride’s name and details}

The baby’s not here yet, which is why we had a baby shower and not a birthday party, but if she was she’d probably say, “Thank you for coming to my baby shower, but girl that skirt did not match that top and you know it

Congratulations On Your Bun In The Oven, Good Luck With Dealing With The Numerous Bottle Making, Countless Diaper Changes, And Endless Nights Of Peaceful Sleep.

You’re invited to our baby shower. We promise; no goofy baby shower games…promise!

Hallo late nights, good bye sleep. Wishing you the best as you welcome you new baby!

Heard the black out a few months back was a productive one for you. Congratulations.

Happy Birthday to the most amazing woman in my life. Without you I would be lost.