Funny Birthday Wishes for that Special Person’s 50th
A 50th birthday is a monumental occasion and if someone in your life is celebrating their 50th, you’re sure to want a birthday wish that they will remember. But what if that person has a wicked sense of humor and you’re stuck on finding the perfect funny birthday wish? There’s no need to worry, because we have you covered. We’ve compiled a list of funny birthday wishes that are perfect for whoever is celebrating their 50th birthday in your life. In celebration of such a momentous birthday, we’ve taken the time to find 50 funny wishes for a 50th birthday. Take a look at the list below and pick out one (or two, or a few!) to make your birthday card recipient laugh.
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- What smells like an old fart in here? Oh, it must be you! Happy 50th birthday.
- The first 50 years are always the hardest, so what could go wrong from here? Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday to the 50 new wrinkles and grey hairs you’ve grown this year!
- Happy 50th birthday! If someone tells you that you’re old, just remind them you are now officially a ‘classic.’
- You are 5 perfect 10s, for a grand total of 50! Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday to the best you the world has seen in 50 years.
- As you turn 50, you may no longer be young… But nothing is stopping you from being 50 and thrifty. Happy birthday!
- If you thought I’d let you turn 50 without making jokes about your age, you have another thing coming Old Timer!
- If 50 is the new 40, that means just yesterday you were still in your 30s. Oh, how time flies! Happy birthday.
- If you want people to tell you you like great for your age, start telling them your 60! Happy 50th birthday.
- You deserve respect on your 50th birthday, so if anyone gives you sass today… Remind them they are speaking to an elder!
- Keep calm: you’re only halfway to 100! Happy 50th birthday.
- Your 50th birthday brings a whole new set of skills to the table. Now you can laugh, sneeze, cough, and pee… all at the same time! Congrats!
- Happy 21st birthday (with 29 years of experience.)
- “After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying his is smart, but you can’t fool him by saying he’s pretty.” -EW House. Happy birthday, Smartypants!
- Some words of wisdom for your 50th birthday: don’t forget to smile while you still have your natural teeth!
- Welcome to the ‘Middle Ages.’ Happy 50th birthday!
- Today is your big 5-0. You may be big boned, wrinkling, and going grey… But at least you’ve got me! Happy birthday.
- The best part of turning 50 is knowing all the stupid things you did as a kid happened before the internet existed.
- I can’t believe it took you 50 years to look this good!
- It is never too late to grow up and stop acting stupid… Hopefully 50 is the year you finally take that advice to heart!
- Happy 50th birthday! Look on the bright side: at least you aren’t 51!
- Happy 50th birthday, my friend! Just remember: once you have made it over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
- If you haven’t grown up by 50, I’m beginning to lose hope that you ever will!
- They may be 30, flirty, and thriving… But you’re 50, nifty, and jiving! Happy 50th birthday.
- Here’s some good news on your 50th birthday: youth is a relative term. Compared to all the 80 year olds in the room, you’re downright young and hip!
- You know you’re getting old when the cake has run out of room for all the birthday candles. Here’s hoping there’s enough space for all 50!
- Happy 50th birthday! Don’t let “The Man” tell you what people your age can do!
- If you’re feeling old on your 50th birthday, look on the bright side! This is the youngest you are ever going to celebrate.
- Remember how exciting your 5th birthday was? Well, today should be 10 times that exciting!
- 50 years: 5 decades: 600 months: 2,609 weeks: 18,262 days: 438,291 hours: 26,297,460 minutes: 1,577,847,600 seconds… Wow, when you look at things that way, you really can see how old you’ve gotten!
- Happy birthday! Don’t worry: I hear the 50 is the new 30.
- Happy 50th birthday. Whoever calls you old will have to deal with me!
- Happy birthday to a guy/gal who can officially say they are “nifty at 50!”
- Go with the flow for the big 5-0! Happy birthday, you old geezer.
- Don’t worry, they’re not wrinkles: they’re smile lines! Wow, you must have done a whole lot of smiling. Happy 50th birthday!
- If things continue to get better with age, you must be approaching amazing by now! Congrats on your 50th birthday.
- Happy 40th anniversary to your 20th birthday!
- You don’t have to tell anyone you’re 50 now. Just tell them you’re $49.95 plus tax.
- Let’s pretend you look 22, feel 18, and act 10… That means it’s time to celebrate your 50th birthday!
- “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.” -Bob Hope. Happy 50th birthday and best of wishes for all your future naps!
- 50 may be the new 40, but let’s be honest with ourselves: 40 was pretty old.
- Happy 50th birthday! If you’re feeling old, just think of yourself as a very young tree.
- Today is the day you officially become old! Happy 50th birthday.
- You now have half a century of knowledge… if you can remember any of it! Happy birthday.
- 50 might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct. Let’s celebrate!
- Deepest of sympathies on your 50th birthday. At least you’ll always have fond memories of youth!
- In math class, we were taught that you can always round a half up to a whole. So since you’re turning 50, I guess we can round your age up to 100!
- Now you’re no longer the oldest 40-something I know: you’re the youngest 50-something I know!
- In dog years, you would be 213 years old today! Just remember it’s all about your perspective.
